Travel / SATIRECrocodile Head Found in Airport Luggage Raises Questions About What Was Left at the Hotel
Imaginary traveller’s claim to have packed light requires substantial qualification.
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Travel / SATIREJapan Named World’s Best Tourism Destination; World Immediately Threatens It With Tourism
Visitors book flights to discover what the crowds are doing there.
Travel / SATIREDriverless Taxi Removes Last Person You Could Complain to About the Driverless Taxi
Passenger invited to direct concerns towards the increasingly meaningful empty seat.
Travel / SATIREHighway Covered in Cheese Balls Finally Offers Something Worth Queuing For
Motorists reject official advice to use an alternative route until the seasoning has been assessed.
Travel / SATIREMotorised Sofa Finally Allows Man to Be Stuck in Traffic Comfortably
A breakthrough for drivers who always felt commuting lacked the posture of giving up.
Travel / SATIREShark Returned to Sea for Third Time After Insisting Canal Had Better Amenities
The relocation brochure had failed to mention the complete absence of interested spectators.
Travel / SATIREMan on Skateboard Reaches 94mph, Still Cannot Overtake Rail Replacement Bus Administration
The vehicle has four wheels, no engine and a refreshingly short explanation of why it is late.
Travel / SATIREReplacement bus service requests replacement sense of purpose
Passengers will reach their destination by travelling through several personal stages.
Travel / SATIREFrozen rail fare preserves passenger’s original shock
The price has stopped rising, allowing commuters to study it properly.
Travel / SATIRERail passenger completes advanced degree in ticket selection
His thesis distinguishes off-peak from the period in which he wishes to travel.
Travel / SATIREAirport passenger pays extra to board first and sit still for longer
Premium queueing delivers a full additional twenty minutes inside the aircraft.
Travel / SATIRE£42 flight successfully converted into £386 weekend
The fare remained cheap throughout the transaction, an accountant confirms.
Travel / SATIRESeptember holidaymakers announce they have discovered September
The month is reportedly cheaper after everyone else has left.